So tonight I sat down to write an entry on how I was thisclose to being finished with the Print O the Wave and Princess Costs-a-Lotta’s pink collar. And about how much fun our trip to see the A’s was. But then, I decided to do a little browsing around my bloglines and I found this. I’ve always been a scouting over-achiever, having earned my first class (now known as the Gold Award) back in the day. So I couldn’t resist the opportunity to become a:
And this is all the camping I plan on doing these days!
I’ve earned the following badges already:
The “Proselytize Knitting” Badge - A requirement for all Knitting Scouts, the recipient must do his or her bit to present knitting in a positive light, whilst at the same time avoiding all references to “hipness”, grandmothers, and yoga. I consider myself earning this badge on a daily basis, as the non initiated give me that “really, you own a yarn store look” - giving me the perfect opening to explain just how wonderful, calming, and practical knitting is.
The “MacGyver” Badge (Level One) - The recipient must demonstrate clever use of a non-knitting tool in a knitting-related scenario. For instance, recipient has used paper clips as stitch markers, or successfully whittled and then utilized bamboo skewers as dpns. Pshaw, I’ve done both of these (more than once I’ll admit). My most expensive stitch marker was my engagement ring - only deployed when there is no other tool handy. I’ve used pencils, pens, and toothpicks as knitting needles. I even demonstrated knitting techniques using my fingers as knitting needles.
The “MacGyver” Badge (Level Two) - The recipient must demonstrate clever use of a knitting tool in a non-knitting-related scenario. For instance, recipient has used a strand of Regia Bamboo to slice cheese, or repaired a small appliance with a metal knitting needle. I assume that using a knitting needle to pick a lock counts? As bun sticks for my hair? Or having the man who was sitting next to me on an airplane discussing the use of my circulars as a garotte…no wait, that counts for him, not me.
I do so want to earn my McGyver III badge. I mean come on, MacGyver is one of my most favorite characters of all time.
The “Inordinately Fond of Novelty Yarn” Badge - In which the recipient professes an arguably unhealthy affinity for yarn with slubs, sparkles, spangles, fur, feathery bits, and an unconscionable proportion of man-made fibre. Recipient makes no apology for the preference. I can’t get enough sparklies, glitteriess, or shine! Even the glow in the dark yarn has fascination for me.
The “Knitting Has Forced Me to Seek Medical Attention” Badge (Level One) – In which the recipient has been forced to seek the advice of a medical doctor, nurse, or alternative healthcare professional for injuries sustained as a result of knitting. My chiropractor is constantly admonishing me to practice “safe knitting” and stretch regularly. I have my very own ice pack at home just for my left elbow.
The “I Will Impress You With My Math Prowess” Badge - The recipient is a whiz at substituting yarns and calculating gauge, can space increases and decreases evenly and is fully comfortable with the basic math encountered in all knitting projects. I think every project I’ve ever done has needed to be altered and I can think of only 1 or 2 projects in which I actually used the yarn as stated (and those would be the projects I designed myself ;]}.
The “I Will Crush You With My Math Prowess” Badge - The recipient has applied the principles of higher mathematics to knitting including, but not limited to hyperbolic planes, Fibonacci sequences, Klein bottles, Moebius strips, fractals and Flying Spaghetti Monster hats. Oh c’mon now; after all I do own a yarn store, this is a daily occurence for me.
And now its almost 10pm and I can barely keep my eyes open and its time to put something on this sunburn I got at the A’s game. So I guess the planned update will need to wait til next time. Which badges have you earned?